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"I'm a bit old, I think, to be setting myself on fire for your amusement."
"We're gonna need some wheels."
"Is there any way out of here that doesn't involve garbage?"
"I'm a bounty hunter, not a baby sitter."
"Don't worry. You won't be lonely down here."
"That ... I think is what peace sounds like."
"Buy your kid some dance lessons."
"So much for you zero percent."
"[Surveying derelict playground] I know this place. [Flashbacks reveal Lilith's mother running away with her from a Psychos attack]"
"It's time to bleed!"
"Nobody cuts me, but me!"
"Alright. Road trip!"
"Kill them all."
"I blacked out. Did something important happen?"
"It has to happen now! Don't judge me!"
"Tannis, you're alive. I'm alive! This guy ... not so much."
"She seems deranged."
"It's you they don't seem to trust."
"There is no salvation without sacrifice."
"[Pushes bodies of Psychos off him in hall] Worst... orgy... ever! [Holds up stuffed animal head] Rest in peace, Bob. [Throws it aside]"
"Make it rain, Tina!"
"What a stupid helmet!"
"Well, it was fun while it lasted."
"[Rolls down the stairs a grenade to the Psychos, a tribe of cannibalistic barbarians] Time to go!"
"Ooh! Mine's bigger."
"Cate Blanchett as Lilith"
"Kevin Hart as Roland"
"Edgar RamÃrez as Atlas"
"Jamie Lee Curtis as Tannis"
"Ariana Greenblatt as Tiny Tina"
"Florian Munteanu as Krieg"
"Janina Gavankar as Knoxx"
"Jack Black as Claptrap (voice)"
"Benjamin Byron Davis as Marcus"
"Olivier Richters as Krom"
"Gina Gershon as Moxxi"
"Ryann Redmond as Ellie"
"Bobby Lee as Larry"
"Sophie Popper as Child"
"Haley Bennett as Lilith's Mom"
"Riana Emma Balla as Young Lilith"
"Steven Boyer as Scooter"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!