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"(Upon being accosted by a redneck) Oh yeah? Suck this."
"(To Peggy) Am I going to have a problem with you, too?"
"Well, can you tell the bitch at the cashier to do her fucking job!"
"(To Peggy) Keep your change!"
"(Repeated line) Earth, Air, Fire, Water!"
"Widdershins! Undo the Evil."
"(Reciting) Naiga kcab era sdik eht. (Reversal of The kids are back again)"
"(To Stephen) But you can't understand, because you're so afraid! Just like those pathetic little children from the Blair Village."
"(To Kim) I can smell fear on you!"
"(About The Blair Witch Project) I couldn't see the movie when it first came out, because I was... (Pauses) In hospital. But since I was released, I have seen it, like, seventeen times."
"(About tourists in Burkittsville) And when people come to my town, they come up to me and hug me, like, they say "It's real, man" and I'm like "Yeah, I know it's real too, dude". We've got a bond, man, like a connection."
"(About Kim) She's a little weird. She thinks she's psychic or some shit."
"That's right, my friends. For two glorious days and nights we will be walking the same path that the Witch herself once walked. Following the same path where her victim's blood was split, possibly using your own souls in the process."
"(About their destination) The ruins of Rustin Parr's house."
"(To a tour guide in the woods) Your balls will fall off in three days!"
"(About his girlfriend Tristen's death) It was all an accident! I swear to Christ it was all an accident!!"
"(Upon being asked if Tristen will be OK) I don't know."
"Look, I'm just really stressed out, OK!?!"
"(To a German tourist) Just give us till dawn and we're out of here. We're cold, we're tired, and we're a little freaked out. We saw something at the Coffin Rock today."
"(To tourists running into the Black Hills) Get out of those woods and go home! Because there's no goddamn Blair Witch!"
"(About the corpses of the German tourists) Their bodies were laid out in the shape of a pentagram! Does that sound familiar?"
"Evil Doesn't Die."
"You can't go forward until you go back... the blair witch experience more terrifying than ever"
"The terror continues..."
"Jeffrey Donovan - Jeff Patterson"
"Tristine Skyler - Tristen"
"Erica Leerhseen - Erica"
"Stephen Barker Turner - Steven Ryan Parker"
"Lanny Flarhtey - Sheriff Ronald Cravens"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!