Blankman

"Then slap me around and call me Susan."

"I'm not leaving here, gosh-darn it, until I see the commissioner!"

"Who needs money when you've got neat stuff like this?"

"[when Minelli ask who he is called] Well, I don't really have one yet."

"It's gonna blow! It's gonna blow, we can't find the bomb!"

"Bring yo goofy ass on!"