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"Parta kasvaa ja mies voi hyvi. (Hollola, Tavastia) (PLK)"
"Many were the disguises he assumed. At one time he even meditated cutting off his mustaches ; — that would have been "the unkindest cut of all.”"
"Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard."
"It’s always the same: if someone is against convention his only way of attacking it is by creating another convention, so that when most people are clean-shaven he grows a beard, and when beards are worn he shaves his off. He’s merely changing from one convention to another."
"He that hath a beard is more than a youth; and he that hath no beard is less than a man."
"BEARD, n. The hair that is commonly cut off by those who justly execrate the absurd Chinese custom of shaving the head."
"[Lord Flasheart nods to Baldrick, who's dressed as a bridesmaid.] Flasheart: Thanks, Bridesmaid! Like the beard! Gives me something to hang on to!"
"Baldrick: Yeah, and I could be played by some tiny tit in a beard."
"Narrator: [introducing Baldrick] The other was the sole descendant of an unfortunate meeting between a pig-farmer and a bearded lady. History has, quite rightly, forgotten his name."
"Edmund: [Referring to The Bearded Lady] Great. We've only got one act, and she shaved her beard off!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei auĂźer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!