Bad Boys II

"[During a car chase] You know, Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well, not this one, 'cause I'm gonna fuck this one up, but he should definitely get one like it."

"[Face down on a stretcher, on the way to the hospital] You know, unlike you, Mike, my parents didn't leave me no trust fund. I got real-world issues to deal with, man. I'm not in it for the thrills. [Behind him, Mike is mouthing every word in perfect synchrony and rolling his eyes]"

"Martin Lawrence — Detective Lieutenant Marcus Miles Burnett"

"Will Smith — Detective Lieutenant Michael Eugene 'Mike' Lowrey"

"Jordi Mollà — Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia"

"Gabrielle Union — DEA Special Agent Sydney 'Syd' Burnett"

"Peter Stormare — Alexei"

"Theresa Randle — Theresa Burnett"

"Joe Pantoliano — Captain Conrad Howard"

"Otto Sanchez - Carlos"

"Jon Seda - Roberto"

"Oleg Taktarov - Josef Kuninskavich"

"Michael Shannon - Floyd Poteet"

"Jason Manuel Olazabal - Detective Marco Vargas"

"Yul Vazquez - Detective Mateo Reyes"

"Treva Etienne - 'Icepick'"

"Kiko Ellsworth - 'Blondie Dread'"

"Timothy Adams - DEA van agent"

"Henry Rollins - TNT leader"

"Ivelin Giro - Mike's police psychologist"

"Dennis Greene - Reggie McDonald"

"John Salley - Fletcher"

"Dan Marino - Himself"