Bacon

"Nor wander from your selves with Tom Abroad to beg your bacon,"

"Seyned bacoun, and somtyme an ey or tweye."

"The bacoun was nat fet for hem, I trowe, That som men han in Essex at Dunmowe."

"Ethically, she couldn't cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious."

"For us the pig's the means, while bacon is the end Providing gustatory heights to which we can ascend."

"For winning wolde I al his lust endure, And make me a feyned appetyt; And yet in bacon hadde I never delyt."

"These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another."