Bachelorette

"[after ripping the wedding dress] Okay. We- you know what? We're just gonna hide it. We're gonna have to make it look as if somebody just, you know, they broke in and they stole it."

"[explain how he's been to a strip club] Hence why I know that for a fact, this gets really just awkward once you get there. You never know what exactly to do. It's weird getting a lap dance in front of other people."

"[her wedding dress is missing] This is all fucked up. I'm gonna walk in wearing my pajamas like I'm fucking Michael Jackson."

"Kirsten Dunst - Regan"

"Lizzy Caplan - Gena"

"Isla Fisher - Katie"

"Adam Scott - Clyde"

"Kyle Bornheimer - Joe"

"James Marsden - Trevor"

"Rebel Wilson - Becky"