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"So who's gonna be a good boy? Who's gonna be Top Dog? Oh, that's you. Look at me. No, that's you, Top Dog. You are...Top Dog!"
"Has anyone seen my self-respect."
"The gas! Ugh, that smell! It's like the planet made of poopy. [faints from the geyser eruption]"
"Whatever happened to "When put to the test, deliver your best"?"
"Those Top Dogs are becoming a nuisance. Something will have to be done about them."
"Kidnapping the Top Dogs was not an order. HOW DARE YOU CARRY OUT SUCH AN OPERATION WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! Now that the Top Dogs have seen our operation, we can't let them go, can we?! They know too much! So who will deliver Jade's packages to me now, you birdbrains?"
"Drumroll, please. [one of the puffins start doing a drumroll sound] It's just an expression."
"That darn sorting machine!"
"Oh, you'll get your control panel, alright. And a little something extra too."
"[to Otto Von Walrus] If you're such a genius, why do you need me to make a control panel for you?"
"Top Dogs: [repeated line] Arctic strong!"
"PB: [jogging] Be stronger than excuses, Swifty. Let's go!"
"Lemmy: Don't go labeling me. That's my job."
"Leopold: The truth, she's in here."
"Bertha: [about Jade] We still don't trust her."
"Magda: And Magda not moose! Magda ! [slams the door]"
"Puffin: Alright, guys, that's it. We're outta here. [they all fly away]"
"Jeremy Renner as Swifty"
"Alec Baldwin as PB"
"Heidi Klum as Jade and Bertha"
"John Cleese as Otto Von Walrus"
"Anjelica Huston as Magda"
"James Franco as Lemmy"
"Omar Sy as Leopold"
"Michael Madsen as Duke"
"Laurie Holden as Dakota"
"Donny Falsetti as Dusty"
"Nina Senicar as Countdown Inka"
"Aaron Woodley as Puffins"
"Soraya Azzabi as Alma"
"Jason Deline as "Nasty" Naz Narwhal"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!