Another You

"[as the Tri-Star advertisement music begins playing, a stallion galloping onto the screen towards the Tri-Star logo] Easy boy, steady. [the stallion sprouts wings and leaps and flies over the Tri-Star logo] Wait? Whoa! Fuckin' wings? What's goin' on? [loud crashes, bangs, pots and pans hitting the floor than coming to a silence] Fuckin' white horse!"

"[last line (after credits)] Don't ever call my friend a "shithead" again, OK?"

"One is a professional. The other is pathological."

"Meet two big liars."

"One lies for fun. The other lies for money. Now that's teamwork."

"Richard Pryor - Eddie Dash"

"Gene Wilder - George / Abe Fielding"

"Mercedes Ruehl - Elaine / Mimi Kravitz"

"Stephen Lang - Rupert Dibbs"

"Vanessa Williams - Gloria"

"Vincent Schiavelli - Dentist"

"Craig Richard Nelson - Walt"