Andrzej Majewski

"Nie Kolumb pierwszy odkrył Amerykę, ale pierwszy ją opatentował."

"Współczesne cywilizacje są mocno skomputerroryzowane."

"Nienawiść jest jak Hydra, im więcej głów ścinasz, tym bardziej ją wzmacniasz."

"Niewolnik marzy o wolności, człowiek wolny o bogactwie, bogacz o władzy, a władca o wolności."

"The tragedy of a thoughtless man is not that he doesn't think, but that he thinks that he's thinking."

"Never curse an illness; better ask for health."

"Man invented the car to comfortably sit in jams."

"Women are beautiful in the light of the day, but are even more so in the shadows of the night."

"Man invented clothing to cover the superficial and to discover the inside."

"The first true love is always the last one."

"If you do not want it to rain, always carry an umbrella."

"A woman withers when she is watered only with tears."

"Politics is a great art. It succeeds at convincing the people that they have to pay for what has been stolen from them."