All Shook Up

"So lady, you may call it indecent. But I call it the most decent thing I ever did see."

"Jim, every day I wake up and there isn't a man on the other side of my bed, I know it's going to be a good day."

"There's a point in your life when you realize it's better to be alone."

"In that dress, everything's shaking."

"Sylvia, ever since Margaret died, you've been buttin' into my business. And I love you for it."

"You people mostly marry your cousins around here, don't you?"

"Hi Nataie, how ya doin'. Anyways, the thing is, I love you. Always have, always will. I love you, I love you, I love you. Care to comment?"

"I wish somebody was secretly in love with me."

"Well as the moral compass and guardian of this town, I'd just like to say you're all going to hell. Have a nice day, citizens."

"Sometimes, a little indecent behavior is good for ya!"

"Don't you ever get tired of judging people?"

"I haven't agreed with a damn thing you've said in 15 years."