Alimony

"Alimony, that's what made OJ crack...after paying alimony OJ didn't score a touchdown in 20 years."

"Alimony - the greatest crap shoot in family law."

"Alimony — the ransom that the happy pay to the devil."

"Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse."

"Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash."

"In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands."