Alice in Wonderland (1999 film)

"You have to tread with care when dealing with cats, they have influence and are seen in all the smart places."

"If you drink too much from a bottle marked "poison," it's almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later."

"[some talking daisies insult Alice] Alice: If you're not quiet, I'll make you into a chain! [the daisies shut up]"

"Oh, what am I going to do, Dinah? Out of all the songs, I have to sing Cherry Ripe."

"[Looks out the door onto the garden full of visitors] How can they expect me to sing in front of all these strangers?"

"[While falling down the rabbit hole] I wonder what latitude or longitude I've got to? I've no idea what latitude and longitude are but they're grand words."

"Perhaps I've fell right through the earth and come out the other side. I shall have to ask somebody the name of the country. [talks to herself] 'Please ma'am is this New Zealand or Australia?'"

"And relax, a strong cup of herbal tea. It's what I used to do when I was on the boards"

"[to Alice] It's just stage fright. There's nothing to be afraid of, I shall be with you. It's all in the mind child."

"And remember Alice, what ever happens, flood or earthquake, the show must go on. [exits singing Cherry Ripe]"

"Oh dear, oh dear! I'll be so late!"

"Oh, my furry ears and whiskers, look how late it's getting!"

"Tina Majorino as Alice"

"Miranda Richardson as The Queen of Hearts"

"Martin Short as The Mad Hatter"

"Whoopi Goldberg as Cheshire Cat"

"Simon Russell Beale as The King of Hearts"

"Ken Dodd as Mr. Mouse"