Airplane II: The Sequel

"By the close of the twentieth century, construction of colonies on the lunar surface had begun and with this colonization came a new era in space travel. As our story opens, Mayflower 1, the first passenger shuttle to the moon, prepares for its maiden voyage--a voyage filled with hope, yet destined for disaster. Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away, Princess Amoura lay back in her bed as the handsome young knight entered the room. The princess slipped off her robe, revealing her silky white thighs. The knight embraced her roughly, and began to caress her soft, round…"

"[to Elaine] We're not in the past or the present anymore, Elaine. This... is the FUTURE."

"For the ride of your life... All you need for Christmas are your two front seats!"

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the departure lounge!"

"Robert Hays - Ted Striker"

"Julie Hagerty - Elaine Dickinson"

"Lloyd Bridges - Steven McCroskey"

"Chad Everett - Simon Kurtz"

"Peter Graves - Captain Clarence Oveur"

"Chuck Connors - The Sarge"

"William Shatner - Murdock"

"Raymond Burr - Judge D.C. Simonton"