A Zed & Two Noughts

"In the land of the legless the one-legged woman is queen."

"Imagine that, the body - in all its delicious detail - fading away leaving a skeleton with iron legs."

"Pregnant women are notoriously unreliable. Especially when they're trying to procure an abortion."

"Andréa Ferréol - Alba Bewick"

"Brian Deacon - Oswald Deuce"

"Eric Deacon - Oliver Deuce"

"Frances Barber - Venus de Milo"

"Joss Ackland - Van Hoyten"

"Jim Davidson - Joshua Plate"

"Agnes Brulet as Beta Bewick"

"Guusje Van Tilborgh - Caterina Bolnes"

"Gerard Thoolen - Van Meegeren"

"Ken Campbell - Stephen Pipe"

"Wolf Kahler - Felipe Arc-en-Ciel"

"Geoffrey Palmer - Fallast"