A Shot in the Dark (1964 film)

"Facts, Hercule, facts! Nothing matters but the facts. Without them the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game."

"[after getting his hand caught in a spinning globe] Look at that. I have Africa all over my hand."

"I believe everything and I believe nothing. I suspect everyone and I suspect no one."

"Well, Cato, I'm back on the case. Ah-ha! [hits him] Now to set the trap, catch the killer and prove to the world that Maria Gambrelli is innocent... of murder. We must accelerate our training program. You must learn to attack me whenever and wherever I least expect it. And you, you must give no quarter."

"Prison is bad enough, without uncomfortable furniture."

"Give me ten men like Clouseau and I could destroy the world."

"If someone has been murdered here, please let it be Clouseau."

"The screen commits the perfect comedy!"

"There was a young sleuth full of tricks, solving murders would give him such kicks, till a suspect he treasured was found to be measured 36-26-36!"

"It's Sellers the Sleuth... and there's nothing he won't do to track down a body -- dead or alive!"

"This is a real high calibre comedy!"

"Meet the inspector who was always on the job In The Bedroom... In The Nightclub... In The Nudist Colony!"

"... The Picture That Gets Away With Murder!"

"Peter Sellers - Inspector Jacques Clouseau"

"Elke Sommer - Maria Gambrelli"

"George Sanders - Benjamin Ballon"

"Herbert Lom - Charles Dreyfus"

"Tracy Reed - Dominique Ballon"

"Graham Stark - Hercule Lajoy"

"Moira Redmond - Simone"

"Vanda Godsell - Madame LaFarge"

"Maurice Kaufmann - Pierre"

"Ann Lynn - Dudu"

"David Lodge - Georges"

"André Maranne - François"

"Martin Benson - Maurice"

"Burt Kwouk - Cato"

"Reginald Beckwith - Receptionist"

"Douglas Wilmer - Henri LaFarge"