A Night in Casablanca

"Well, gentlemen, I'm a different man behind a desk - as any stenographer can tell you. But, uh, what I want to know, is why they're burying the last manager. And don't tell me it's because he's dead."

"After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... and I can't think of a better arrangement."

"I don't mind being killed, but I resent hearing it from a character whose head comes to a point!"

"From now on the essence of this hotel will be speed. If a customer askes you for a three-minute egg, give it to him in two minutes. If he asks you for a two-minute egg, give it to him in one minute. If he askes you for a one-minute egg, give him the chicken and let him work it out for himself!"

"It's a funny thing. I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down."

"The Howl Raiser of 1946"

"100 Girls! 1,000 Scenes! 10,000 Laffs!"

"Groucho Marx — Manager Ronald Kornblow"

"Harpo Marx — Rusty"

"Chico Marx — Corbaccio"

"Sig Ruman – Count Pfferman/Heinrich Stubel"

"Charles Drake — Lieutenant Pierre Delmar"

"Lois Collier — Annette"

"Lewis L. Russell — Governor Galoux"

"Dan Seymour — Prefect of Police Captain Brizzard"

"Paul Harvey — Mr. Smythe"