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April 10, 2026
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"I… am Steve."
"My name is Steve. And as a child, I yearned for the mines. But it didn't really work out. So, I did a terrible thing...I grew up. Yep, that's me. Same shirt, same pants. The only thing missing was my soul."
"Creativity in this world is key to survival."
"First we mine, then we craft. Let's Minecraft!"
"Oh, these dudes? They're the villagers, they are just chill guys, they like to chill, trade and eat buttloads of bread. They love crushin' loaf."
"Flint and steel!"
"Relax, That is an iron golem, don't worry about them, they are friendly, up until you start messing with the villagers, don't ever do that!"
"Kid, anything you can dream about here, you can make. Zero limits. You know what I'm talking about."
"This is a crafting table. Here's how it works. You place these elements in different patterns, and kaboom! You got yourself a sweet blade!"
"[About the Nether] There was no joy or creativity at all. Just a mindless lust for gold."
"Don't fall for it, Gar-Gar! That baby's got the heart of a demon!"
"Chicken jockey!"
"Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison. Gamer of the Year, 1989. Whatever. I barely think about it."
"Fear is just weakness hijacking your body's cockpit."
"We’re not in Idaho anymore. I think this is Wyoming."
"Listen, kid. The point is, there's no "I" in team. But there are two in winning."
"Tell my story in song. Keep it metal. Keep it heavy. Real instruments."
"Jason Momoa – Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison"
"Jack Black – Steve"
"Sebastian Hansen – Henry"
"Jennifer Coolidge – Vice Principal Marlene"
"– Malgosha"
"– Daryl and Bruce"
"Jared Hess – General Chungus"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!