50 First Dates

"Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today?"

"I have no life."

"Sorry I'm not better lookin’."

"[using Willy to try and get Lucy's attention on the side of the road]"

"Hey, Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool! And if that's one of your special brownies, don't let any of the dolphins eat that."

"Can I have one last first kiss?"

"[repeated line] There's nothing like a first kiss.."

"[to his children] You kids suck; you're good at everything!"

"My shirt size is medium husky."

"Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts."

"[after Henry woke up dazed and confused] Your golf ball hit the cart, bounced back and hit ya in the head. It was freakin' hilarious."

"[Pretending to be Lucy for the video] Aquariums make me super horny."

"Get your brother out of the dishwasher!"

"[falls through the deck of Henry's boat up to his chest] I think I pulled out my stitches again, Cuz. [pause] You got a cat? 'Cause I feel somethin' lickin' me."

"[repeated line] Hi, I'm Tom!"

"[at the Callahan Institute, to Doug] Don't you think you're a little old to still be having wet dreams? (laughter) Hi, I'm Tom!"

"Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out."

"[About Henry's drawing on a napkin] Can I have that? I need something to wipe my ass with."

"Alexa: [After an aborted one-night stand with a woman] I guess I prefer sausage to taco."

"Adam Sandler - Henry Roth"

"Drew Barrymore - Lucy Whitmore"

"Rob Schneider - Ula"

"Sean Astin - Doug Whitmore"

"Lusia Strus - Alexa"

"Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Keats"

"Amy Hill - Sue"

"Allen Covert - Ten Second Tom"

"Blake Clark - Marlin Whitmore"

"Maya Rudolph - Stacy"

"Pomaika'i Brown - Nick"

"Joe Nakashima - Old Hawaiian Man"

"Peter Dante - Security Guard"

"Dom Magwili - Security Guard"

"Jonathan Loughran - Jennifer"