Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

"13 hours in a bag with a farting dog?"

"Oh, dear. Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog?"

"Odie, no! Don't do the ugly-American thing!"

"Liz is a girl. No, worse. She's a girl-vet."

"[holds up lasagna plate] Please, sir, may I have some more?"

"Oh, dear heaven. Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog?"

"Garfield? What the devil is a Garfield?"

"They made a movie after that second miscarriage, that went directly to video. So they sort of shot themselves in the foot, the kidneys, the liver and the pancreas on the second one. If you had a finer mind working on them? The girl, Jennifer Love-Hewitt, she was sweet. In the second movie they dressed her like a homeless person. You knew it wasn't gonna go well."

"Bill Murray — Voice of Garfield"

"Breckin Meyer — Jon"

"Jennifer Love Hewitt — Liz"

"Billy Connolly — Lord Dargis"

"Tim Curry — Voice of Prince the 12th"

"Bob Hoskins — Voice of Winston"

"Ian Abercrombie — Smithee"

"Roger Rees — Mr. Hobbs"

"Lucy Davis — Ms. Westminister"

"Rhys Ifans — Voice of McBunny"

"Oliver Muirhead — Mr. Greene"

"Vinnie Jones — Voice of Rommel"

"Joe Pasquale — Voice of the Claudius"

"Gregg Berger (vocal effects; uncredited) — Odie"