"Liberal means having to say "I told you so.""

"No one ever listens to me."

"Fiber protects, cheese endangers."

"As Rumsfeld leaves DC, the GOP continues to throw each other under the bus. Foley, Hastert and now maybe Bolton. We a…"

"That's the problem with San Francisco values, I never know if I am doing something gay."

"The last time I saw snow, it was on the History Channel."

"Please do not staple your first born to Form 1040."

"The only way to get Republicans to care about Iraq is to put it in my uterus!"

"Cheney dropped the gay bomb, now I'm fabulous!"

"The sad and obvious truth of the matter is that art, once formalized or mechanized, is no longer art; and the few art…"