"Reverse PRESSURE!"

"[first lines] Bummer. Nothing exciting ever happens around here anyway. Who needs the Goon Docks? Who needs this hous…"

"[after Chunk glued the David statue's penis piece on upside down] Oh, you idiot. You glued it on upside down!"

"You guys, just what if this map can lead to One-Eyed Willy's rich stuff? Then we won't have to leave the Goon Docks."

"If I found One-Eyed Willy's rich stuff, I'd pay all my dad's bills. Then maybe he could get to sleep at night, instea…"

"If we don't something now, there's gonna be a golf course right where we're standing."

"[as Mouth deflates the new tires on Brand's bike] It took him 376 lawnmower jobs to pay for that. It's his most favor…"

"[referring to Sloth] I swear on my life, they've got it. An It! A giant It! They got it chained to the wall! When it …"

"Come on, Brand, please. What if we find something? A couple more minutes isn't gonna hurt."

"Jerk Alert!"