"Keep your pantyhose on."

"When you're hanging on by your fingernails, you don't go waving your arms around."

"[typing] FEELS WEIRD. YOU SHOULD TRY THIS."

"[typing] LOVE YOU WIFE"

"This here's the bottomless pit, baby. Two and a half miles, straight down."

"Triple-time sounded like a lot of money, Bud. It ain't."

"[to Hippy] See this? [puts up fist] They used to call this 'The Hammer'."

"Huh. Damn rat's breathing that shit. That is no bullshit, hands down, the goddamnedest thing I ever saw."

"There was a time that I would've asked why"

"[trying to revive Lindsey] Goddamn, you bitch, you never backed down from anything in your life! Now, fight! Fight! F…"