"Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renou…"

"Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusivel…"

"Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on earth tolerable."

"Sarcasm: the last defense of the truly witless."

"Sarcasm is not the rapier of wit its wielders seem to believe it to be, but merely a club: it may, by dint of brute f…"

"Sarcasm is the refuge of a shallow mind."

"Tony Montana : Say 'Hello!' to my little friend!"

"Fanny Brice : "Hello, Gorgeous!""

"Peter Clemenza : Hello, Carlo.... [Followed by act of garrotting]"

"Dorothy Boyd : You had me at 'Hello!'"