"For Christmas I'd like a bra, to enhance what I got, which is a lot more than that Melissa Thomas"

"Let me quote myself. [reading from her book] One day can make your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is, is …"

"He's very handsome, so don't hit him in the face."

"I didn't go past second base, which means nothing below the waist... my waist, not his."

"[reading from a letter] Dear Mom and Pop, the immediate prospect of you reading this letter so shatters my spirit tha…"

"I woke up this morning, truly believing that by this afternoon, my life would be different. Not only because it was m…"

"I want to make something clear. I don't think I would've been better off without you. You are not what went wrong wit…"

"[last lines] Jason blames me for everything that's happened in his life. Can you imagine?"

"My dad always said my head was hard as a rock. He broke his hand on it twice."

"[first lines] There on a windswept bluff, he stands waiting. The man of your dreams. The man who'II love you more tha…"