"The Internet is not for sissies."

"Note that I hold the single-author record for total CERT advisories, proving that in my copious youth I knew how to s…"

"Fragmentation is like classful addressing -- an interesting early architectural error that shows how much experimenta…"

"You sound like a man with a vision. Care to pass that bong over this way?"

"The internet has no government, no constitution, no laws, no rights, no police, no courts. Don't talk about fairness …"

"personally i prefer the MX RR and a stylized name, but i was trying to solve the problem rather than create an industry."

"Isc remains deeply apologetic that prior versions of BIND did not properly catch the configuration error that you app…"

"Usually they finish by whining «but I WANT it!!! and so, I tell them: «So what? Everybody wants something. I want a p…"

"With usenet gone, we just don't teach our kids entertainment-level hyperbole any more."

"I've been lawsuit-threated [sic] by experts, and i can tell you from that experience, dv8 appears to not be an expert."