"The Internet is not for sissies."

"Note that I hold the single-author record for total CERT advisories, proving that in my copious youth I knew how to s…"

"Fragmentation is like classful addressing -- an interesting early architectural error that shows how much experimenta…"

"You sound like a man with a vision. Care to pass that bong over this way?"

"The internet has no government, no constitution, no laws, no rights, no police, no courts. Don't talk about fairness …"

"personally i prefer the MX RR and a stylized name, but i was trying to solve the problem rather than create an industry."

"Usually they finish by whining «but I WANT it!!! and so, I tell them: «So what? Everybody wants something. I want a p…"

"While discussing the merits of djbdns over BIND (2004): Niek: "Bind people don't ack djb points and vice versa." Paul…"

"With usenet gone, we just don't teach our kids entertainment-level hyperbole any more."

"I've been lawsuit-threated [sic] by experts, and i can tell you from that experience, dv8 appears to not be an expert."