"My brains are going out my nipples."

": Why are your nipples poking into me?! : Sorry! That happens when I'm cold. : But why are there three of them?! : Th…"

"Oh, yes. Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy. Yep. Two nipples, no waiting."

": I want to see her nipples. : But this is a Christmas show. : Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to se…"

"Have ye beheld (with much delight) A red rose peeping through a white? Or else a cherry, double grac’d, Within a lily…"

"Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!"

"The eyes are the nipples of the face."

"And even when we were at my grandmother's funeral when you told most of my relatives that you could see her nipples t…"

"The video has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene …"

"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"