"Axel, I know you hate me and I don't really give a shit, but this is your wife. Stop lying to her!"

"No, listen to me! The words that Megan wrote in her Valentine, "Be mine forever"? Those are the same words written in…"

"[after Deputy Martin stops him from fighting Tom.] That's great. That's fucking wonderful... Fuck!"

"[to Tom] I'm going to rip your fucking head off."

"On January 16, Get Your Heart Broken."

"Nothing says 'date movie' like a 3D ride to hell!"

"You can't get closer than this."

"He's gonna break your heart."

"Are you ready for your heart to be broken? He's going to do it."

"Jensen Ackles - Tom Hanniger"