"I want you to turn to the fourteen-year-old girl next to you and mosh her training bra off!"

"This song is about the time Howard fell in the shower, "When Darkness Falls""

"This song is what happens when God Forbid rides a skateboard, "When Darkness Falls""

"Hello! I have been brought back through surgery and technological advancements to come and kill all emo children! You…"

"I just wanted you guys to know that I will not be happy until I find some 18 year old girl who will let me rest my ba…"

"Each one of the world’s teachers when they come are misunderstood, and the first thing we do is strike out at them, b…"

"Oh hummingbird Mankind was waiting for you to come flying along Heavenly songbird We were so wrong we've harmed you O…"

"See the curtains hangin' in the window In the evening on a Friday night A little light a-shinin' through the window L…"

"Makes no difference Where you are Day or nighttime You're like a shining star How could I Shine without you When it's…"

"Life So they say Is but a game and they'd let it slip away Love Like the autumn sun Should be dyin' But it's only jus…"