"It was everything I always wanted. But when I had got it, it felt like nothing, less than nothing."

"I want you to fire them. I want you to tell them why you're not using them."

"You need to call MC Hammer and let him know you're stealing his stuff."

"I don't care if she just showed Michael Jackson how to Harlem shake. I said I want Honey. Honey Daniels. Duh."

"You big dummy! How the hell you don't know how to get to the B.Q.E.? Let me tell you something, if you make me miss m…"

"Honey, you got skills. And that's gonna take you places."

"You say that like you never heard of Monica Lewinsky."

"Well, there's only one world: the real world. And in that world, if a man takes a woman out on a Friday night in her …"

"Barber: Let us pray. Heavenly Father, please bless Chaz with game immediately."

"Your flavour's hot."