"Dennis Busch - the Vegetable"

"Ray Barlow - Tommy"

"John Furlong - the Narrator"

"Stuart Lancaster - the Old Man"

"I'm of legal age for whiskey, voting and loving. Now the next election is two years away, and my love life ain't gett…"

"You really should be AM and FM. You one-band broads are a drag!"

"Oh, you're cute... like a velvet glove cast in iron."

"Alright, you wash... now I'm gonna spin-a-dry you!"

"We don't like anything soft. Everything we do is hard."

"Mickey Foxx - the Gas Station Attendant"