"Oh the abortion issue, it's a woman's issue. When a woman get pregnant, she don't want to hear shit from the man. Fuc…"

"The number one reason people hate America: the number one reason is because of our religion. Americans worship money,…"

"White man makes alcohol. Tastes great, I love it, you love it, we all love it. Kills motherfuckers every single day. …"

"It's beautiful that abortion is legal in America. I love going to abortion rallies to pick up women, 'cause you know …"

"When a woman get pregnant, it's an issue between her and her girlfriends. When a woman get pregnant, her and her girl…"

"[about Obama] We're not just voting for him 'cause he's black, we're voting for him 'cause he's black and qualified. …"

"Shit, last year the NAACP had a funeral for the word "nigger"! Well, tonight is Easter!"

"I try never to brag but I'm probably the only person who has been on 60 Minutes twice and isn't dead."

"So think about the poor slave who could read, but was scared to teach their kids to read for fear they would be killi…"

"Is it just me, or is he the greasiest nigga you ever seen in your life? Every time Jermaine comes on, I gotta wipe th…"