"Candi: Some people need coffee to wake up...I need a sugar rush!"

"Alex: I just don't think you're "wife" material yet."

"Matt: Someone didn't have enough caffeine this morning."

"Candi: I've always wanted to be a silhouette."

"Laura: They're called breasts, and they are far more powerful than these IDs you speak of."

"Rebecca: I don't have death fangs...claws maybe."

"Candi: You can't wear that now. The sexy police will show up."

"Jon: This is all the squirrel mafia's fault."

"Candi: I'm sorry. Would you like to squish a marshmallow?"

"Candi: Have you tried to apologize?"