"I've got an idea. Why don't you sit down at your desk and write down all your complaints, and when I come back, we ca…"

"What is that, some sort of Latin concept, killing the one you love?"

"There's no such thing as honor among thieves. It's a myth."

"Don't take it personally, Alex. I don't trust the jury system, the phone company, or the Israeli government."

"[flirting in broken English] I never seen anybody to fish in the grass before."

"The only fish I want to see is on a plate with a piece of lemon."

"There is no honor amongst thieves."

"Jennifer Lopez - Gabriela "Gabby""

"Judy Davis - Suzanne Gates"

"Michael Caine - Victor "Vic" Spansky"