"Grand Prix enthusiasts may be worried by the amount of time it has taken me to get into this Lotus Formula Three. What they don't realize is, although Le Chiffre thinks he has a faster car than me, I am faster in my Lotus Formula Three. Hee, hee!"

"Daliah Lavi as The Detainer/007"

"Elaine Taylor as Peg"

"This will show Sir James, once and for all, which of us has the perfect body. The poor boob!"

"[Lions approaching vehicle] I did not come here to be devoured by symbols of monarchy."

"Peter Sellers as Evelyn Tremble (James Bond/007)"

"Joanna Pettet as Mata Bond"

"Kurt Kasznar as Smernov"

"Tracey Crisp as Heather"

"[Pulls down the handle on a toilet and floor circulates to another room] It's the first john I've ever gone around with."

"It's vaporized lysergic acid, it's highly explosive!"

"[Escaping the firing squad] So long, suckers!"

"[To Evelyn Tremble entering the laboratory. He hands him a form] If you'd be good enough to sign here, sir. It's not for me, it's for the Official Secrets Act."

"[To Miss Goodthighs] Look, I think I better... freshen up a bit. Quick. I'll be back in five minutes. If I'm not, start without me."

"Oh, my love is like a red, red rose - that's newly sprung in June."

"David Niven as Sir James Bond"

"Orson Welles as Le Chiffre"

"Deborah Kerr as Agent Mimi/Lady Fiona"

"John Huston as McTarry/M"

"Terence Cooper as Cooper (James Bond/007)"

"Gabriella Licudi as Eliza"

"Sir James: So, that's your plan, huh? The world full of beautiful women and all men shorter than yourself."

"Be careful, that's my loose kneecap."

"All this trouble just to make up for your feelings of sexual inferiority? I'm beginning to think your a trifle neurotic."

"Look at my garden. Out there - there is a b-black rose. Not dark red. But, black - as a raven's wing at midnight. Gentlemen, I would not exchange one single pe-petal of that lovely flower for anything your world has to offer, including an Aston Ma-martin complete with lethal accessories."

"Proceed with SMERSH Plan B. Sir James Bond is back - with his morals, his vows, and his celibate image. We must destroy that image."

"[hic] ...Four... [hic] ...three... [hic] ...two... [hic]"

"Debussy. He plays Debussy every afternoon from sunset until its too dark to read the music. Stands on his head a lot. Eats royal jelly. Let's his intestines down and washes them by hand. Something he learned during his sojourn in Tibet."

"He used to say a good spy is a pure spy - inside and out."

"You can't shoot me! I have a very low threshold of death. My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time. I-I, eh, eh, oh, oh, what if I said I was pregnant?"

"[Speaking amorously to The Detainer, believing he has seduced her to his cause] And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok."

"Don't worry about that chair with a hole in the middle. It's merely waiting to be reupholstered."

"...Handle these capsules with care. Dr. Noah's bacillus is highly contagious. This germ, when distributed in the atmosphere will make all women beautiful and destroy all men over 4'6". Please handle these capsules with care."

"[Being led to a firing squad] You do know of course that this means an angry letter to The Times?"

"Ursula Andress as Vesper Lynd (007)"

"Never trust a rich spy!"

"I remember your chap Lenin very well. First class organizer. Second class mind."

"Seven James Bonds at Casino Royale. They came to save the world and win a gal at Casino Royale. Six of them went to a heavenly spot. The seventh one is going to a place where it's terribly hot."

"Woody Allen as Jimmy Bond/Dr. Noah"

"William Holden as Ransome"

"Charles Boyer as Le Grand"

"George Raft as George Raft"

"Jean-Paul Belmondo as French Legionnaire"

"Barbara Bouchet as Moneypenny"

"Angela Scoular as Buttercup"

""In my day spying was an alternative to war. The spy was a member of a select and immaculate priesthood, vocationally d-devoted, sublimely disinterested. Hardly a description of that sexual acrobat who leaves a t-trail of beautiful d-dead women like blown roses behind him."

"[Giving a description of his era's spy type] ... vocationally devoted, sublimely disinterested. Hardly a description of that sexual acrobat who leaves a trail of dead beautiful women like so many blown roses behind him, that bounder to whom you gave my name and number."

"[Jimmy Bond is flailing his arms crazily trying to communicate] I never should have sent him to a Progressive school."

"Alexandra Bastedo as Meg"