"Daxter: (Spots Tik on floor) What's this? Hey little fella. Are you lost? (picks up Tik) I'll get us off this rusty boat, don't worry your little... thorax or whatever it is. (stands) You know... I always wanted my very own sidekick! From now on I'll call you..! Tik: Tik! Tik! Daxter: Tik... I wonder if you're a boy or a girl. Let's see... so small it's hard to tell. Tik: Tik Tiiiik!! Daxter: Hey! Did you just raise your leg? Eww! Bad Tik! Bad! From now on only on the grass ok? Yuck..."

"It had to be snakes!"

"Daxter: Someone call about a bug infestation? Erol: What? I've heard of no infestation. (points his gun at Daxter) Who called you? Daxter: Uh, your boy, you know! (makes it up as he goes along) Captain Xi-Ximon Rupert-tik-Jak-mos. Erol: Nice try. That call didn't happen. Captain Ruperttikjakmos is on leave this month. He couldn't have been the one!"

"I know Kung Fu?"

"Sherman Howard as Metal Kor"

"David Herman as Ximon"

"Max Casella as Daxter"

"Daxter: (Examining bug shop) Looks like the bugs won. Osmo: What was that? Daxter: Nothing!"

"Susan Eisenberg as Taryn"

"FREEEEEEEEDOM!"

"Wait! Come back! After I fell down to... confuse the Lurkers I uh... argh!"

"Oh yeah! Let's see what's on the Tube tonight. (presses buttons to cycle through TV channels) Boring... boring... seen it... hated it... I was up for that part... (girls screaming) Whoa! Sorry ladies! I didn't know Krimzon Girls took showers!"

"The Twitch comes with the Job."

"Phil LaMarr as Kaeden"

"Alright! Everything with more than two legs start trembling!"

"Wow, that was pretty deep."

"[last words] You have a habit of leaving people to die, don't you?"

"Do you honestly think you can come onto my (BEEP) show and make me look like a (BEEP) fool?! Well, (BEEP) you! (The rest of his rant is censored with a continuous beep, and the live feed is replaced with a "technical difficulties" screen.)"

"My show will cover your funeral!"

"You saw it here, folks! At least those of you who didn't die yawning or switch to the bran channel. An unknown driver wins his first big race...in lackluster fashion."

"Razer cuts to the bone!"

"It looks like the competition's really heating up, as are the piles of smoldering wrecks on the side of the road. Hahaha!"

"You're dead in 3, 2, 1..."

"Perfection is so hard to face, isn't it?"

"Good looks and speed win every time."

"Touch me, and you die."

"I just came by to tell you I'm officially coming out of retirement, just for you, Jak. Everyone's screaming for us to swap paint, and when it's over, this town won't mourn your passing. They'll only lament how much money they lost betting on a loser."

"You know, people in this city have a way of getting in over their heads. Like at the bottom of the ocean."

"You won't see me coming, but you'll feel the explosion."

"Fastest around the track, and my hair is still perfect."

"Smile, Jak. You're dead."

"You ready for a girl to beat you?"

"I can handle tools. (flirtatiously) But that's not all I'm good at, Jak."

"The good girl wins again."

"My, my. Sounds like this city's terribly dangerous. Maybe we should get law enforcement to crack down."

"Don't make me put on my goggles and show you how it's done. You wouldn't live long enough to see me cross the finish line."

"Okay, boys, hear me roar!"