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April 10, 2026
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"Dwier Brown - Hale Forrest"
"The King of the Rink is about to meet America's Ice Queen."
"When true love breaks the ice. Theirs is a love/skate relationship."
"The ultimate love/skate relationship."
"D. B. Sweeney - Doug Dorsey"
"Moira Kelly - Kate Moseley"
"Roy Dotrice - Anton Pamchenko"
"Terry O'Quinn - Jack Moseley"
"Hey, there's only two things I do well, sweetheart, and skating's the other one!"
"[at the hospital after Kate had hit his nose with a hockey puck] Toe pick!"
"[preparing to lift Kate] You want me to put my hands where?"
"We're going to France! Parlez-vous Olympics!"
"[repeated line] Toe pick!"
"I swear, you let me down, and it'll take them a month to count the blade marks on your back."
"Excuse me. Naked male insecurity really leaves me cold."
"[referring to Doug] When we're through here, can we please teach it how to breathe with its mouth closed?"
"Anton Pamchenko: Man and woman make flower. Douglas, you are stem. Katya, you are petal. Together, we make flower."
"Jon Heder - Jimmy MacElroy"
"Will Arnett - Stranz Van Waldenberg"
"Amy Poehler - Fairchild Van Waldenberg"
"Jenna Fischer - Katie Van Waldenberg"
"William Fichtner - Darren MacElroy"
"Craig T. Nelson - Coach"
"Will Ferrell - Chazz Michael Michaels"