First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Eugene Levy - Johnny Rose"
"Noah Reid - Patrick Brewer (seasons 4β6, recurring season 3)"
"Dustin Milligan - Theodore "Ted" Mullens (seasons 2β5, also starring season 1, recurring season 6)"
"Karen Robinson - Veronica "Ronnie" Lee (seasons 2β6, also starring season 1)"
"John Hemphill - Robert "Bob" Currie (seasons 2β3, also starring seasons 1 & 4, recurring seasons 5β6)"
"Tim Rozon - Mutt Schitt (seasons 1β2; guest star seasons 3β4)"
"Sarah Levy - Twyla Sands (seasons 2-6, also starring season 1)"
"Chris Elliott - Roland Schitt"
"Jennifer Robertson - Jocelyn Schitt"
"Emily Hampshire - Stevie Budd"
"Annie Murphy - Alexis Rose"
"Dan Levy - David Rose"
"Catherine O'Hara - Moira Rose"
"Daniel Lissing as Jack Thornton"
"Kavan Smith as Leland Coulter"
"Pascale Hutton as Rosemary LeVeaux-Coulter"
"Martin Cummins as Henry Gowen"
"Jack Wagner as Bill Avery"
"Chelah Horsdal as Cat Montgomery"
"Lori Loughlin as Abigail Stanton"
"Erin Krakow as Elizabeth Thatcher"
"Thomas Craig - Inspector Thomas Charles Brackenreid"
"Georgina Reilly - Dr. Emily Grace"
"Jonny Harris - George Crabtree"
"Hélène Joy - Dr. Julia Ogden"
"Yannick Bisson - Detective William Henry Murdoch"
"[on the US and Canada] We're bigger, and we're on top. If this was prison, they would be our bitch. - Rick Mercer"
"Sherry Miller - Carol Jarlewski"
"Colin Cunningham - Steve Lefkowitz"
"Torrance Coombs - John Doe"
"Steph Song - Bree Jyang"
"Ben Ayres - Cancer Cowboy (real name Casper Jesperson)"
"Raugi Yu - Kam Fong"
"Alan Thicke -Jim Jarlewski"
"Peter Benson - Greg Jarlewski"
"Emilie Ullerup - Kaitlin Joyce"
"Kenny's synagogue choir (singing): Shabbat shalom, hey!"
"Spenny (singing): Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all..."
"Get rid of your oil cards, they're useless now." Introducing, Settlers of Catanada: Sunny Ways Edition!"
"Today I am excited to announce that I am going to make Alberta the fifty first state, I really am."
"New Brunswick Premier Brian Gallant joined the 22 Minutes cast in Halifax but don't worry - he watered the trees before he left New Brunswick"
"Go [BLEEP] yourselves! [to the people who had won the lottery in the past weekend]"
"22 Minutes looks back to the War of 1812, and the brief moment when Canada crushed America."
"Geri Hall (2008β?)"
"Rick Mercer (1993β2001)"
"Colin Mochrie (2001β2003)"
"Mary Walsh (1993β2004)"
"Greg Thomey (1993β2005)"
"Susan Kent (?- present)"
"Gavin Crawford (2004β?)"