"And I understand that Dick Stuart, old Dr. Strangeglove, would smooth his uniform carefully, adjust his cap, tighten his belt and say, ‘I add 20 points to my average if I know I look bitchin’ out there."

"David Lander - Andrew "Squiggy" Squiggman"

"Penny Marshall - Laverne DeFazio"

"Cindy Williams - Shirley Feeney"

"Michael McKean - Lenny Kosnowski"

"Eddie Mekka - Carmine Ragusa"

"Phil Foster - Frank DeFazio"

"Betty Garrett - Edna Babish"

"Here's the story of a lovely lady Who was bringing up three very lovely girls. All of them had hair of gold, like their mother, The youngest one in curls.Here's the story, of a man named Brady, Who was busy with three boys of his own, They were four men, living all together, Yet they were all alone.Till the one day when the lady met this fellow, And they knew it was much more than a hunch, That this group would somehow form a family. That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.The Brady Bunch, the Brady Bunch. That's the way we became the Brady Bunch."

"Susan Olsen - Cindy Brady"

"Mike Lookinland - Bobby Brady"

"Eve Plumb - Jan Brady"

"Christopher Knight - Peter Brady"

"Maureen McCormick - Marcia Brady"

"Barry Williams - Greg Brady"

"Ann B. Davis - Alice Nelson"

"Robert Reed - Mike Brady"

"Florence Henderson - Carol Brady"