The Wedding Singer

"[to Linda] Hey, psycho - we're not gonna discuss this, OK, it's over. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up."

"[singing] You don't know how much I need you. While you're near me, I don't feel blue and when we kiss I know you need me too. I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true. But it all was bullshit. It was a goddamn joke and when I think of you, Linda,I hope you fucking choke. I hope you're glad with what you've done to me. I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy. You left me here, all alone, tears running constantly. Oh would somebody kill me please? Somebody kill me please. I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please! Kill me! I want to die! Put a bullet in my heeeeaaaad!"

"[In front of mirror while testing her wedding dress] Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Mrs. Glenn Gulia. ... Hello. It's nice to meet you. I'm Julia Gulia. [remembers something Robbie said; pause] It's nice to meet you. [cries] I'm Mrs. Julia Gulia. [begins to smile as she imagines Robbie being her husband] I'm pleased to meet you. I'm Mrs. Robbie Hart. Robbie and I are so pleased you could come to our wedding."

"Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do, pretty much whatever they want, here he is..."

"He's gonna party like it's 1985."

"Before the internet, before cell phones, before roller-blades, there was a time... 1985. Don't pretend you don't remember."

"Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart"

"Drew Barrymore - Julia Sullivan"

"Christine Taylor - Holly Sullivan"

"Allen Covert - Sammy"

"Angela Featherstone - Linda"

"Matthew Glave - Glenn Gulia"

"Ellen Albertini Dow - Rosie"

"Alexis Arquette - George Stitzer"

"Christina Pickles - Angie Sullivan"

"Frank Sivero - Andy"

"Billy Idol - Himself"

"Kevin Nealon - Mr. Simms"

"Steven Brill - Glenn's buddy"

"Steve Buscemi (uncredited) - David "Dave" Veltri"

"Peter Dante - Dave's friend"

"Jon Lovitz (uncredited) - Jimmie Moore"

"Brian Posehn (uncredited) - Man at Dining Table #9"

"Michael Shuman - The Bar Mitzvah Boy"