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april 10, 2026
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"Talk to me, Krabs."
"Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm goin' in."
"Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine."
"Come on, Phil. Stay with me. Let's hear about that family."
"Say cheese."
"Who is it gonna be, Gary? Heh, heh, heh. Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive Employee of the Month awards. SpongeBob SquarePants!"
"I'm ready, promotion!"
"I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today."
"Aw, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple!"
"Well, good luck with that."
"How many seconds was that?"
"Patrick, look! Plankton's turning everyone we know into slaves."
"And you know? I've been through in a lot of the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven, and a half seconds. And if I learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are."
"Are you crazy? I was gonna tell that your fly is down. Manager! This is the greatest day of MY LIFE!!!"
"That sounds like the manager for the new Krusty Krab 2! [He looks down to see that he has no clothes] Oops, hold on. Congratulations, buddy."
"Hooray for SpongeBob!!"
"Hey, it’s the new Krusty Krab 2 Manager!"
"I have to use the bathroom."
"Did you see my underwear?"
"Step on us?"
"Ahoy! This is Eugene Krabs, leave a message."
"Hello! I like money."
"You… did not… get… the job!"
"Don't you just hate wrong numbers?"
"We paid $9 for this?"
"I paid 10!"
"I am the king! I must enforce the laws of the sea."
"MY CROWN! AAHHHHHHH!!!! SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY ROYAL CROWN!"
"MY CROWN IS IN THE FORBIDDEN SHELL CITY?!"
"Prepare to burn, Krabs!"
"Squire, will you hurry? AHHHHH!!!!!"
"All Hail Plankton."
"I’M GONNA BE BALD?!"
"Uhh… Dad? Your… Crown?"
"Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting."
"Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops [imitates the Cyclops stomping] who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures! Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!"
"Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom. [Pulls out a magical clam, which opens up revealing Bikini Bottom now] Or should I say, Planktopolis?"
"The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands."
"You just gotta believe!"
"Daddy, no!"
"I WILL RULE THE WORLD!"
"Plan Z. I love Plan Z."
"[Laughter] Who can stop me now?! WHO?!?!"
"No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn’t just gonna build itself. MOVE FASTER!"
"[Last words before his defeat] Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you folks accidentally knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the monuments. [laughs] Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? I will destroy all of you!"
"Don't get worked up again, Plankton. I just mopped the floors."
"A hero will rise."
"Bigger. Better. More absorbent."
"Hero. Legend. Sponge."
"Sponge meets world."