The Addams Family (film)

"[looking through Fester's suitcase] Crowbar... dynamite... cyanide. Fester- as if we'd run out."

"And our credo, "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc"..."We gladly feast on those who would subdue us". Not just pretty words."

"Wednesday, play with your food!"

"Thing, you're a handful."

"Don't torture yourself, Gomez- that's my job."

"Gomez, last night, you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. [pause] Do it again!"

"[looking through an armoire] Uncle Nick-Nack's winter wardrobe... Uncle Nick-Nack's summer wardrobe... Uncle Nick-Nack..."

"They say she danced naked in the town square and enslaved a minister! But don't worry, we told Wednesday, "College first.""

"[watching Pugsley sleep] He looks so sweet... just like a little entrée."

"[to Tully] Dirty pool, old man. I like it!"

"[Watching Morticia sleep] Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss."

""How do you take it off?" That's absurd! That finger trap was a party favor at his 10th birthday! He wore that finger trap for two years! Mother had to teach him to eat with his feet!"

"Spirits above me, give me a sign! Shall I be joyous, or shall I be damned?"

"Taught to us by our Cossack cousins, the Mamushka has been an Addams family tradition since God knows when. We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled. We danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper. And now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you."

"That's the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand!"

"They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And, with God as my witness, I am that fool!"

"2, 10, 11- eyes, fingers, toes!"

"[Listening to Thing's Morse Code] Morticia in danger stop. Send help at once stop."

"[when asked about her Halloween costume] This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac- they look just like everyone else."

"[Pugsley is tied up, an apple in his mouth. He mumbles something to her] Don't be a baby. I know what I'm doing. [Raises and aims her crossbow]"

"[upon seeing that Fester is actually Gordon] I knew it! You are a fake!"

"Grandma: Dinner's gonna be late. [goes outside chasing a cat] Here, boy! Here, boy!"

"Fester: Three parts dynamite, with a nitroglycerin cap. It's perfect for small homes, carports and toolsheds."

"Anjelica Huston — Morticia Addams"

"Raúl Juliá — Gomez Addams"

"Christina Ricci — Wednesday Addams"

"Jimmy Workman — Pugsley Addams"

"Christopher Lloyd — Uncle Fester / Gordon Craven"

"Judith Malina — Grandma"

"Elizabeth Wilson — Dr. Greta Pinder-Schloss / Abigail Craven"

"Dan Hedaya — Tully Alford"