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april 10, 2026
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"Bjanka Murgel - Arm Candy"
"Dash Mihok - NYPD Detective Martin Soap"
"Wayne Knight - Linus Lieberman / Microchip"
"Romano Orzari - Nicky Donatelli"
"Stephanie Janusauskas - Grace Donatelli"
"Larry Day - FBI Agent Miller"
"Ron Lea - NYPD Captain Ross"
"Tony Calabretta - Saffiotti"
"T.J. Storm - Maginty"
"Mark Camacho - Pittsy"
"Keram Malicki-Sánchez - Ink"
"David Vadim - Cristu Bulat"
"Aubert Pallascio - Tiberiu Bulat"
"This deal is going down tonight."
"Let's play a game! What do you say?"
"Yummy, yummy, yummy in my tummy, tummy, tummy."
"Did you know that kidneys and applesauce are a delicacy in Sweden?"
"I axed you a question. You don't answer? I guess I'll just have to axe it again."
"I'm gonna get my applesauce back!"
"I promise you two things: one, I will find Castle, and I will kill him. Slowly, and painfully. And two, you will ever, ever have to look at your refection again, as long as you're with me."
"Won't be replacing that son of yours anytime soon! Blood in the urine: early indicator of a kidney failure! You should be seeing double right about now! THAT would be a torn meniscus."
"Ever heard of "Jihadi Blogger.com?" I'm posing as a one-armed Wahhabi warrior who took a crap in a cave next to Bin Laden. I think I can spare you a couple of rocket launchers."
"I know this thing with the Fed is eating you up inside but that doesn't mean you pack up your tent. We all make mistakes, Frank. You're fighting a war against the assholes who slip through the raindrops, who get away with it. In every war, there's collateral damage. You know that."
"You know the police have nothing on him. Their hands are tied! This is where the Punisher comes in! That's why I believe in you; why I've supported you all these years! You want me to tell you when something happens to Mrs. Donatelli and her daughter? 'Cause that's what's gonna happen. You don't think he's gonna go after them for revenge? It's not a question of "if," it's a matter of "when!""
"You have the right to SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"[after Frank kills Pittsy] GODDAMMIT, CASTLE!"
"STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU FUCKING ARE!"
"With all do respect sir, that...is BULLSHIT!"
"Castle's a slippery one."
"Agent..."Budiansky?" Did I get that right?"
"Take a look at some of the case files. Get a lay of the land, I'll get us a pie from "Milano's," BEST pizza in the city."
"Six years ago, Frank Castle was a Special Forces instructor. And, a simple family man. One day, he takes his wife and kids out for a picnic, and, by chance, or fate, depending on what you believe in, they witnessed a mob execution. When they were discovered...but Castle survived. Since then, he's been hunting down one crime family after another."
"You don't get to shoot my husband in cold blood and stop at the ATM machine."
"Who punishes you?"
"Vengeance has a name."
"Ray Stevenson - Frank Castle / The Punisher"
"Dominic West - Billy Russoti / Jigsaw"
"Julie Benz - Angela Donatelli"
"Colin Salmon - Paul Budiansky"
"Doug Hutchison - James Russoti / Loony Bin Jim (LBJ)"
"Sometimes I'd like to get my hands on God."
"Let me put you out of my misery."
"This is just the beginning."
"Pittsy, pour me a drink!"
"It was time for me to take over, anyway. Thanks to the Punisher, I won't even get my fucking hands dirty."
"Head for the port, do your monkey thing, get over the security fence and hand out the money."
"[after seeing his "repaired" face] I need to talk to my doctor alone."
"Billy is dead. From now on, you call me Jigsaw."
"Hello, Mrs. Donatelli. Or will you be calling yourself "Miss" from now on?"
"And how about you, sweet cheeks? Are you going to swear on an imaginary friend?"