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april 10, 2026
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"Oh yeah, it's great, Wilf. You deliver mail, have a cat and be nice to people. Every now and then you can rescue a sheep. It's the highest game around. Totally massive."
"[after turning off the Patbots with Carbunkle's phone] Please. Easiest game ever."
"He's really taking off!"
"Me-ooowww!"
"Do the Pat-Bot!"
"Stephen Mangan as Pat Clifton/PATBOT 3000"
"Jim Broadbent as Mr. Brown"
"David Tennant as Wilf"
"Rupert Grint as Josh"
"Mike Disa as Jess the Cat/UDM 3000/Jessbot 3000"
"Peter Woodward as Edwin Carbunkle"
"Susan Duerden as Sara Clifton"
"Sandra Teles as Julian Clifton"
"Robin Atkin Downes as Simon Cowbell"
"TJ Ramini as Ben Taylor"
"Anastasia Griffin as Laura Taylor/Dr. Sylvia Gilbertson"
"Becky Wright as Lizzy Taylor"
"Brian George as Ajay Bains"
"Parminder Nagra as Nisha Bains"
"Jo Wyatt as Meera Bains"
"Enn Reitel as PC Arthur Selby/Reverend Timms/Raed"
"Jane Carr as Mrs. Goggins/Granny"
"Dan Hildebrand as Ted Glenn"
"Darren Richardson as Alf Thompson"
"Olivia Poulet as Dorothy Thompson"
"Jacob Witkin as Major Forbes/George Lancaster"
"Jean Gilpin as Miss Hubbard/Crowd Lady"
"Aimee Osbourne as Amy Wrigglesworth"
"Greg Ellis as Jimmy (uncredited)"
"Charlie Woodward as Charlie Pringle"
"Kieron Elliott as Michael Lam"
"Steven Kynman as Bill Thompson"
"Teresa Gallagher as Lucy Selby"
"Chris Evans as Radio Announcer"
"Craig Ferguson as Craig/Not a Dalek"
"Laura Solo as Chat Host"
"Robert Anich as Escapologist"
"Lucy Davis and Julian Stone as Directors"
"Kieron Elliott, Darren Richardson and Kelly Beckett as SDS Employees"
"Kelly Beckett as Reporter"
"Tony Curran as Paparazzi"
"Adam Smyth as Cameraman"
"Julian Stone as Stagehand"
"Jean Gilpin, Enn Reitel and Dee Bradley Baker as Pat Wannabes"
"Mmm-hmm. Charm, love. Got it."
"[first lines] Oh, thanks, Jess. It wouldn't do to forget my hat on such a lovely morning."
"[after Wilf snatches his game console from him] Hey! I was playing that."
"Oh, Alf. Not again."
"[to the PATBOT 3000] Well then, good luck. And remember, the most important thing for a postman is... [PATBOT 3000: Speed, Efficiency, Ruling the world.] Well. I was going to say being friendly. You know the human touch."
"Oh Muffins."