George of the Jungle (film)

"[After Lyle causes N'Dugo to fall off rope bridge into gorge] Don't worry. Nobody dies in this story, they just get really big boo-boos. [Scene cuts to camp with N'Dugo, bandaged, glaring at Lyle] What did I tell you?"

"[Repeated line] George just lucky, I guess."

"[Swinging a lion over his head while protecting Ursula] George not even trying hard."

"[Looks down the unconscious Ursula's blouse] Something funny about this fella."

"Here comes Shep."

"It dancin' time."

"Sometime George smash into tree. And sometime... [George screams and falls out of treehouse] Sometime George fall out of treehouse. But not feel stupid. No people here to look stupid for. Just George."

"[About to swing and save a man] To swing or not to swing? [Man screams for help]] Swing."

"[Arrives in Africa in a crate] Next time George get bigger box."

"[Ursula swings on a vine, knocking Max over, then slams into a tree] George good teacher!"

"This biggest swing in jungle history. Will hurt very much...but George have to do it. [Whimpers]"

"[After crashing into a tree at a breakneck speed] George not feel so good."

"[Practicing his made-up story about Ursula getting captured by the White Ape] It was horrible. An almost 400-pound white ape man. The White Ape has my girlfriend. I held him off as long as I could. There's blood everywhere. The White Ape got my girlfriend. He weighs 400-pounds! The White Ape got my girlfriend! The White Ape got...help! Help! Man needs help!"

"[Translating with a Swahili phrasebook] Pardon me, girls. I know you're feeling pretty hey sailor up here about now. But if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams we can all have smallpox tomorrow morning."

"No hard feelings, Stonebelly. The best man won, that's all. Or, I should say, the guy who brought mercenaries won; that's all."

"Brendan Fraser - George"

"Leslie Mann - Ursula"

"John Cleese - Ape (voice)"

"Thomas Haden Church - Lyle Van De Groot"

"Richard Roundtree - Kwame"

"Greg Cruttwell - Max"

"Abraham Benrubi - Thor"

"John Bennett Perry - Arthur Stanhope"

"Holland Taylor - Beatrice Stanhope"

"Keith Scott - Narrator"

"Michael Chinyamurindi - N'Dugo"

"Watch out (for that tree)!"

"The holiday gift they'll go ape for!"

"Two thumbs up!"