"[singing "Because We're Kids"] Now just because we're kids Because we're sort of small Because we're closer to the gr…"

"This is my day! 5,000 little fingers, all playing together on my piano! Every finger obedient to the whim of me, the …"

"Bartholomew Collins! The years you spend with Dr. Terwilliker will be the happiest years of your life. But if you get…"

"Attention! Attention, everyone at the Terwilliker Institute. Down below me, my students are awaiting our date with de…"

"[sings:] Come on and dress me, dress me, dress me in my finest array,/because in case you haven't heard, today is Do-…"

"I am no cog; I don't even like the sound of it. I am an independent contractor."

"Elevator operator: [singing the Dungeon elevator song] First floor dungeon Assorted simple tortures Molten lead, chop…"

"Mrs. Collins: [answering the phone] Collins speaking. No madam, most definitely not, your son will not be allowed to …"

"Mary Healy - Heloise Collins"

"Hans Conried - Dr. Terwilliker"