"A man that's fond precociously of stirring, Must be a spoon."

"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon."

"There is no spoon."

"You spoony bard!"

"I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth"

"What did the fork say to the spoon? Who was that ladle I saw you with last night? That was no ladle that was my knife!"

"Do you know that's the third spoon I've heard drop this month?"

"Check it out, Guys. I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection... if it weren't for my spoons, I'd probably go…"

"You there! What the hell is this?"

"They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the…"