"Ooh, go ahead and poke fun at my poor queenology, Canada boy. (Vol.2, 11,9,2)"

"Okay, stop. It sounds retarded. You sound retarded. I'm breaking up with you. (Vol.2, 11,12,2)"

"Let's forget the whole thing. I'm getting really sick of not strangling her. (Vol.3, 15,6,3)"

"Ramona, I love you. I'll love you forever. And I have dipping sauce for you! I'll be your dipping sauce bitch! (Vol.3…"

"Let's be friends based on mutual hate. (Vol.3, 13,20,6)"

"You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon. (Vol.3…"

"You listen to me. I'm the one who tells you what your mom says, okay? (Vol.4, 19,14,1)"

"No, I don't know the cheat code for Sonic 3. I'm very busy here, Scott. Will you please stop calling me?"

"Ooh, can you put on something really morbid and horrible and Japanese? (Vol.2, 8,6,7)"

"What kind of idiot would knowingly date a girl named Knives? (Vol.2, 10,29,6)"