"Although it is now covered with agriculture, Kansas was at one time very historic. It was the on-scene location of th…"

"The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and time again that they have the ma…"

"It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate."

"The transportation bill had over $5 billion worth of special local projects and favors attached to it, lamprey-like, …"

"I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 st…"

"As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula."

"But I do think we need to explore the commitment problem, which has caused many women to mistakenly conclude that men…"

"What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any com…"

"I say we scrap the current [Social Security] system and replace it with a system wherein you add your name to the bot…"

"The problem is, when Oprah lost all that weight, her head didn't get any smaller. And so she looks kind of like a per…"